Friday, May 20, 2005

CLEAR CHANNEL'S Glenn Beck says he no longer asks himself What Would Jesus Do? and is thinking about killing Michael Moore. No doubt the rabid right will say he's only joking and liberals have no sense of humor; but I wonder what their reaction would be if Michael Moore publicly announced his desire and maybe even intentions to kill Glenn Beck?

From the May 17 broadcast of The Glenn Beck Program:

BECK: Hang on, let me just tell you what I'm thinking. I'm thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it. No, I think I could. I think he could be looking me in the eye, you know, and I could just be choking the life out -- is this wrong? I stopped wearing my What Would Jesus -- band -- Do, and I've lost all sense of right and wrong now. I used to be able to say, "Yeah, I'd kill Michael Moore," and then I'd see the little band: What Would Jesus Do? And then I'd realize, "Oh, you wouldn't kill Michael Moore. Or at least you wouldn't choke him to death." And you know, well, I'm not sure.

Thanks, Lizard Queen.

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